Status report, Mr. Data!

Two weeks taking the pills faithfully (okay, I accidentally missed two three-pills doses). Current measurements?

5 1/4" length, 5 1/2" girth. That's a quarter-inch more around than when I measured before I started all this, but well within the standard deviation of tumescence. (Hey, YOU try holding a constant erection when you're wrapping a measuring tape around your penis!)

Further bulletins as events warrant.